Good Wine

So I said to Siri, “I’m getting tired of this. You need to do better when I asked for a wine shoppe. I want something decent.” At that she replied, “Look Jeff, we’ve been through this before. You must expand your radius of inquiry.”

“That’s it!” I replied, “I’m trading you in for an android.” A few minutes passed and I thought my phone was off. Then, softly, I heard her say, “You just have a way of hurting my feelings.”